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- Looking forward to the next PMQs #lobbying https://t.co/PvUP5M6rv8
- Remember Web 3.0. Pepperidge farm remembers.
- Autumn Lego Bonsai is here. https://t.co/T4DLq073yp
- Gah, beyond frustrated. Needed anew computer as this machine is on it’s way out. So ordered a new Apple machine and UPS has managed to lose it between the depot and my front door. 5 working days to investigate before I can resolve the ‘issue’, which will be ‘re-order the item’
- And Boris is in goal. https://t.co/0SvVPgO0T4
- RT @benedictevans: All of these VR/AR work concepts are so desperately skeuomorphic, and have so little to do with all the interesting stuf…
- They already have https://t.co/UEEt8LzKZO ? That must have cost a lot of meta dollars.
- Don’t ever go full Nathan Barley. https://t.co/77GhEzZkTc
- RT @Okwonga: Football described perfectly by Ryan Reynolds. https://t.co/zyP1FLF6fZ
- Ah, shit…we are totally in the Matrix aren’t we…? https://t.co/XGjaLk4TTl
- Build a time machine, go back and not start this project, then re-assign engineers to not having your core products crash for resizing a 200x200 pixel image? [Then cancel the time-machine project] https://t.co/9p4Liq5X25
- RT @IanDunt: One minute of comedy gold, in which a really very stupid man proves too idiotic to realise quite how foolish he's made himself…
- Such a great film. Also still one the greatest websites I’ve ever seen. Really incredible, it was flash so it’s totally dead but just mind blowing as a conceptual UI and experience. https://t.co/HPx9GQhzF0
- RT @AOC: NYC: Heavy rain is expected tonight and tomorrow.🌧 Quick tip to save a headache later: when walking around, check the grates near…
- Six new corkers from my phonebox photo project. Including a rare night shot of a KX100. https://t.co/zzXY0lJtip
- Pretty sure we did all this winter Covid crisis stuff in 2020. And pretty sure we all know how that went. What’s the definition of insanity again?
- Every so often I leave an npm task running after finishing work for the day - watching out for css files to change. But no css files were changed and then I feel bad for the npm task. https://t.co/3YbMKF9eDf
- This wooden box at the base of my tower block isn’t terrifying at all. https://t.co/Z0HTE78ryM
- RT @shadowrobot: Shadow is #hiring! Could you be our next Robotics Software Engineer (https://t.co/CA3470SNKM) or our new Digital Marketer…
- Using ultra complex software known as a ‘browser’ the hacker used specialist tools that allowed him to get into the raw mechanics of the website, from there he was able to copy and keep core parts of the website’s code. https://t.co/PJv1OGRc3a
- Conservatives +8 https://t.co/8luvMdzqpB
- Insulate Britain’s demands are shockingly mundane and any government serious about decarbonisation would be already doing this in a shorter time frame.
- As I understand it this entire article could have just been two words. Fuck Business https://t.co/o6fB1HAJ2n
- RT @woketopus: The guy who created PHP (Rasmus Lerdorf) appears to have reached some higher level of coder enlightenment https://t.co/nD4EV…
- RT @TrungTPhan: A Netflix user will browse the app for 90 seconds and leave if they find nothing. Thumbnail artwork is actually NFLX's mo…
- RT @TorstenBell: Tomorrow 4.4 million households, with 5.1m adults and 3.5m children, will see their incomes fall by £1,000 overnight. For…
- RT @fatimahahunter: As Instagram is down, let this be a reminder for creatives to get a website, build a newsletter, and always focus on mo…
- There was a Twitter engineer somewhere that saw the spike and was like - we’re back baby.
- RT @NHSMillion: Honest tweet now. This account is run by frontline NHS staff. There’s just 3 of us. We have tried our best to get out what…
- Just saw non ebikes called acoustic bikes and I am very onboard with that.
- The government has a reserve tanker fleet. Er okay. But it wasn’t a shortage of tankers was it? It was a shortage of the human beings driving them.
- Only a few more days until there is a pumpkin spiced late shortage.
- Given I personally saw the biggest fall in my cycling activity for two decades in 2020 this is very very impressive (hash tag best borough) https://t.co/q8SZyxAXtu
- RT @hackneycouncil: 🏆 Hackney had the biggest rise in cycling in England last year 🚴🏾♂️ A third of you cycle once a week, up from 23% the…
- RT @MamaMoose_Be: If it interests people, this is a delegated power’s report. It is the Stoke Newington Church Street one. Nearly 100 pages…
- RT @StackOverflow: It started as an April Fools prank, but the joke is officially over. The Key is now available for purchase worldwide fro…
- RT @wp_acf: We’ve just hit a rather large milestone. ACF is being used on over 2 million sites 🎉 Thank you to all our users! https://t.co/J…
- Just purchased ACF extended pro. Looks very very cool. Going to enjoy digging into some of these features. https://t.co/6aU1ms6P9Y
- @sebastianbach hi 👋🏻
- RT @AlansTweets: I've arrived at Nine Elms on foot. Let's see what it's like. https://t.co/THFVe6wRI3
- RT @pierrenovellie: Adam Curtis hitting save image so hard he cracks his phone screen
- I think Professor Van-Tam might be one of the awesomist https://t.co/C1gsewl7Ih
- Water is about to be turned off for some works. British defcon level 1. https://t.co/LMmdPksiLK
- Nature. No fucks given. ‘Some of the caterpillars contained a parasitic wasp…which bursts from the caterpillar…Living inside some of these small wasps was another even tinier wasp which kills the bigger wasp’ https://t.co/cImnRwnvex
- RT @chriscoyier: Oooo looks like we don't need a plugin for this anymore. Rachel's color suggestions in this thread are really nice too.
- Keep seeing DX popping up on tl. Honestly don’t really get it, well I do but….well meh. Only natural endpoint is we keep daisy chaining X to all the things. User experience experience UXX.
- RT @holly: The article we've all wanted to write. @mcsweeneys has had it, officially https://t.co/P6hpT4MRtQ
- Don’t install node kids, it’ll mess you up.
- ABBA releases a new album and goes full Tron? I mean nothing really makes sense anymore so why not. https://t.co/unGyWJ74gQ
- Got a letter stating that I will no longer be getting paper letters from my Pension company. Okay fine. Goes to website ….. Cloudflare 503. Oh. oh dear.
- I spent the best part of six months implementing GDPR policies on behalf of several clients. Businesses have better things to do with their time and money than to do the same for a UK variant of it This is not reducing red tape it’s adding another hue of tape on top
- RT @davidallengreen: Am no great fan of GDPR - too elaborate and complicated Yet: divergence from EU data standards could create *more* bu…
- Oh wonderful. So this is a new set of rules that will need to be implemented at huge cost to most orgs and systems as well as some sort of geolocation to make sure the EU users can be separated from UK users (Northern Ireland users would have thought near on impossible) https://t.co/LO8fRi1zhJ
- Had one of those website deploys when it’s a flip a coin moment. Heads - everything is broken Tails - everything is (mostly) fine We got tails so far…
- RT @sarahoconnor_: The story of Britain’s empty shelves, like that of its unpicked strawberries and unprocessed chickens, is of how migrati…
- My work view is pretty awesome today. https://t.co/t7Hkgjyfli
- Adding a TikTok icon to a website for social shares etc. Me adding a classname to the element: ticktock 😬
- RT @PatPorter76: The enthusiasm to applaud angry, vacuous speeches typifies much of what is wrong with Britain's foreign policy debate. Uni…
- At the moment?! Mate, 2016 called…. https://t.co/PrnesTzXcW
- RT @chakrabortty: Priti Patel’s own parents left persecution in Uganda to come here. In 1972, Ted Heath agreed to take in 28,000 Ugandan As…
- An Afghan woman in Kabul: ‘Now I have to burn everything I achieved’ https://t.co/H77KiC0pj3
- RT @AlexSteffen: Predatory delay is the blocking or slowing of needed change, in order to make money off unsustainable, unjust systems in t…
- 1, 2 & 3 Ski Sunday. https://t.co/oTf1cdloYN
- RT @natfriedman: Oh, almost forgot to mention. New pro tip: Hit '.' on any GitHub repo. 😍
- I see we are at the blocked drains and arson stage of climate change denial. I guess when permafrost continues to melt they’ll blame in on someone leaving their oven on.
- They should have done done their ‘research’ https://t.co/A9Q4MxDaDK
- RT @computermuseum: #OnThisDay in 1991, Tim Berners-Lee published the first ever website. The next 30 years saw the World Wide Web become c…
- Fleets - Ad mortem inimicus 60 pixels of scrolling real estate back.
- This is a feature not a bug. Predicted, predictable consequences. I’m not happy about it, but it was entirely expected. https://t.co/XWQEPrkx3T
- RT @MoneerElmasseek: Can sign language be taught instead of an ancient language? That way we’ll have a whole generation that is inclusive o…
- Sir Digby Chicken Caesar should be ashamed of himself.
- The lesson here….don’t fuck with Druids: https://t.co/ks0G10wEGB
- As someone on this site previously remarked, Britain are absolutely brilliant at sitting down sports.
- RNLI. Donated. Thankyou.
- Redirects are truly the devils work.
- RT @JamesTCobbler: Instead of making offenders wear high viz jackets in chain gangs, how about helping them get a real job instead? In my s…
- 2012: Dressage wtf 2016: Dressage wtf 2020: …. 2021: Dressage wtf
- Don’t do crime kids. The hi-viz jackets ain’t worth it.
- Well done England, mask usage and avoiding crowded spaces remains pretty high. 😷 https://t.co/VDjsBOZrW1
- My mum was clearing out some stuff from the loft and found my old Nintendo Game & Watch, apparently it works! Going to pick it up on Sunday…& wow my nephews with it’s graphical prowess. https://t.co/YzNDZ8NuDQ
- USA lost an Olympic basketball game? Okay who is messing with the reality thermostat again.
- Yeah. We had a LOT of rain here. The high street got turned into a river. https://t.co/LhO09sLyWa
- So apparently I got blocked by some members on a local facebook group because I was clearly a London Cycling Campaign sleeper agent in the anti LTN discussions. I was not, tbh not really heard about them, but I looked them up and there are some great benefits ….so i joined
- RT @RichardJMurphy: The government gave some staff in the NHS a pay rise yesterday, and then said that the cost must come out of existing N…
- RT @ericwbailey: Just had a user test confirm that blue underlined links were more or less the only thing an older, less tech-literate popu…
- So I just wrote my first AI Javascript function with GitHub Copilot. Wow. https://t.co/OyunVVexnE
- RT @Keir_Starmer: The @England team in the Euros showed a glimpse of the country we can become: forward-looking, open, kind, welcoming and…
- Can’t do it. If he’s going to lie about Barnard Castle why listen to the other stuff. He should have just said I fucked up, I was scared for me and my family and I broke the rules. Maybe the other stuff is true, but it’s impossible to trust him.
- Pretty sure these U-turns are getting closer together. Does this mean we will get 40 days of rain or something. A bumper crop maybe? https://t.co/HtdWLBDhaO
- From this press conference it’s as if someone else decided to open the nightclubs and not wear masks 18 hours ago and they are responding to the event in sombre tones.
- do NOT run npm install today. It’s up there with saying Candyman three times in a mirror.
- Okay yeah, Github Copilot is pretty amazing. Just wrote some sudo code and….it just worked. https://t.co/9XLrWWEWNa
- Pilot scheme. https://t.co/guJ2vNtMml
- Hey maybe let’s try giving him no free promotion. He exists on dividing us via scissor statements. And quite frankly it’s exhausting and dangerous. Even this tweet is too far imho.
- The writers of the second season of ‘U.K. Covid government’ are just repeating themselves now. https://t.co/rldZJFcTtW
- I got access to GitHub Copiot, brb, gonna write some javascript without bugs (okay without fewer bugs).
- I did not expect England footballers and Sky Sports pundits to be the progressive political voices of the moment, but then the 20s are basically batshit, so why not.
- 2010 Tories: Lets kill people and be racist but pretend we are not 2021 Tories: Lets kill people and be racist
- I thought ‘lack of substance’ was his middle name. Right after de Pfeffel. https://t.co/iQ9LEijRsQ
- To give such precious real estate to at best an okay feature was wild in the first place. https://t.co/7zXobSCjfV