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- Not us mate, we were trying not to kill everyone, I realise this is a difficult concept for Tories. https://t.co/lKz5d6bW6R
- Could we please just have one last press conference with only Van-Tam, Whitty and Vallance. That would be epic. https://t.co/vPwkOc7Hst
- RT @jimmy_wales: Wordle 208 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Is it cheating if I used grep?
- Sue Gray….so is an unelected bureaucrat now in charge of the fate of our sovereign government? Life comes at you fast.
- Interesting point on the radio just now, many millions of us were working from home May 2020 so our home was also our workplace. Pretty sure if I invited all my clients and client’s project teams round for a piss-up it would have been a shit thing to do.
- “I believed implicitly that this was a work event.” https://t.co/jmqRFeXBiA
- RT @Ryanair: Boris Johnson for 25 minutes on 20 May 2020 https://t.co/pFqIz6dIqr
- Sorry we got caught? That’s it. Do one.
- Thankfully we have the London Metropolitan Police to come to the resc…. Oh. https://t.co/lPZGp2F4EC
- RT @bbcmicrobot: The inventors of the BBC Micro and ARM CPU - Sophie Wilson and Steve Furber
- ‘Sue Gray’ surely has to be smashing some Hansard records right now?
- Seeing Angela Rayner and Ed Miliband on TV last night and Radio this morning talking about the latest government failures feels like a really effective use of the Shadow Cabinet. They are strong, passionate and clear.
- The Daily Mash - pitch perfect satire on the Downing Street Parties: https://t.co/sw228Ytebf
- Stay home. Protect the NHS. Save lives. Bring your own Booze!
- RT @zap_map: In what is believed to be a world first, @BritishLithium has produced #Lithium at pilot scale from granite at its new pilot pl…
- RT @Emm_McG: Job Klaxon 💥 @hackneycouncil @HackITdelivers is looking for a Lead Product Manager and a Senior Service Designer to work along…
- RT @pedalmeapp: We urgently need more staff to join us to help us keep up with demand. Know someone who should be working for us? Encoura…
- Maybe the parliamentary commissioner for standards should move to a more agile methodology. Maybe a Trello board for corruption? Break the workload up into sprints, as the current backlog isn’t going away.
- RT @law_and_policy: The Rule of Law and the Colston Four - and why a jury acquittal shows a legal system working and not being undermined…
- RT @edballs: Ed Davey https://t.co/tj7t4J2CPY
- Stop trying to make Second Life happen. Also accessibility nightmare? Actually how would anything in the Metaverse work for visually impaired / less able users (hand gestures)? https://t.co/YW0uhbkBai
- So basically it’s too late to do anything even if there was the will to do so & we just have to strap in and hope the NHS and other critical infra doesn’t collapse.
- Please be understanding about Discover Weekly this morning, it’s suddenly having to rush together a playlist based on very little.
- RT @bphillipsonMP: The government's inaction on school ventilation over the Christmas break has been disgraceful. But it isn't a new prob…
- RT @BBCArchive: J.R.R Tolkien, born #OnThisDay 1892, discusses his work - which include The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings - with John Bo…
- Srsly what happened to that moon rover that went off into the horizon towards that cube thing.
- RT @sammiisammii_: This crowdfunder should be light work, esp to save such an important historical, cultural & literary hub & the only rema…
- Wordle 194 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Nice.
- Make @TweetWrapped
- RT @brandonleehoop: Forget fintechs. This is actual innovation: https://t.co/H5EY3QqIko
- One more Covid test before Christmas.
- RT @rajivpant: Matt Mullenweg @photomatt, @WordPress & @Automattic are building a more open internet - By David @Pierce @Protocol — The p…
- Wow. Jon Snow legend. That last segment of C4 news was just immense.
- First mince pie of the season.
- RT @kvlly: pro: every call is getting pushed to Jan 2022 con: every call is getting pushed to Jan 2022
- It had been a while since I last checked the Covid tracker I built. Wondered if it still worked. It did. Um... https://t.co/qGJs61z5Mi
- Steps vewy vewy gently away from the computer.
- Phonebox photo update: some (7) from south east London on a gloomy Sunday afternoon. https://t.co/3A1ofKHymU
- RT @drewtoothpaste: fresh wave of bad reviews for yankee candles https://t.co/1mlandB78I
- RT @jensimmons: Don’t say Safari is always last. Sometimes we are first. presenting :has() “For example, a:has(>img) selects all <a> el…
- RT @PaulaCoyscot: Cabinet meeting at 2! https://t.co/Sq3OAdxSHW
- Thought I recognised that plant pot. https://t.co/K647ZRdkdI
- Are the government sponsored by cheese and wine?
- Just made my nephew root user on Ubuntu. Pretty sure that’s fine.
- He seems to be taking his time coming up with the findings of his investigation then isn’t he? https://t.co/j4i7CnXhn4
- All I know is that when I get the email that Hermes ‘has my parcel’ it is not a good sign. https://t.co/H9DWFKLHVA
- RT @GraemeDemianyk: @mrdavidwhitley Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty, you're listening to the boy called Christopher Whitty (Jon Van Tam…
- RT @SketchesbyBoze: did I accomplish my goals for this year? no. but did I look after my physical and mental health? not at all. but did I…
- Saw this the other day, which is on the site of Syd’s coffee stall that had been there for 100 years (which I used to stop off at sometimes) that closed sadly (but the cart is now in the Museum of London). Nice to see the spot still being used. https://t.co/zwB6Yw1Tfn https://t.co/PSJeBFVpsi
- RT @ByDonkeys: 🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨 (Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound…
- RT @AngelaRayner: THEY EVEN GOT CATERING IN
- RT @PippaCrerar: EXCLUSIVE: Bombshell email shows organisers planned for *days* for No 10 staff to attend the "virtual" Christmas quiz in…
- Tories vote against rather simple measures like masks and negative tests to get into venues. Also Tories partying in lockdown. They don’t care about any of us. https://t.co/4I2TMyO34n
- 38 Tories voted against face masks. The state of that.
- And we now go live to Cressida Dick. https://t.co/qsXFFrbq5S
- RT @t_blom: Booked my 3rd jab for tomorrow. Despite what the site says, it appears you can book if you're over 30 https://t.co/wU30q9ruqi
- Is it just me or has that Chinese moon buggy been gone an awful long time after it set off for the mysterious moon cube.
- 16 minutes after sending, the Morning Call newsletter from @stephenkb is already out of date, and it’s just focusing on Boris’s last 24 hours.
- Even the Guardian are having to stack news stories up in a single tweet as so much news is happening: https://t.co/D3eBWwuSBn
- The MET are at least consistent. Crime, not us mate.
- Work from home, go to the office Christmas party. All said in front of a lectern with a Unicorn on it.
- Sneak peek at the new look Covid pass https://t.co/XjyPBq09na
- my DMs are open is trending on twitter.
- RT @Keir_Starmer: They hosted a party during lockdown. They knew it was against the rules. They knew they couldn’t admit it. They though…
- Tories being Tories in shock Toryism moment.
- Tories…..but BINS though
- RT @JolyonMaugham: It's time for Tory MPs to say who they stand with - their constituents who made enormous sacrifices or the Prime Ministe…
- RT @ITVNewsPolitics: Exclusive: Senior Downing Street staff joked about holding a Christmas party in Number 10 just four days after event i…
- Managed to get some West/Northwest London Phone boxes over the weekend. Some pretty choice KX100-plus examples. Usually more a blend of KX100 and KX100-plus, obvs because west London is a bit more fancy. https://t.co/3A1ofKHymU
- Have you tried npm installing it off and on again?
- RT @Doctor_Hutch: Ah. So taking someone's driving licence away will discourage them from taking drugs, but still isn't seen as a plausible…
- Sure ‘War on Drugs’. Why not, nothing else on the to do list is there?
- …and Netflix and Apple TV are already in a bidding war https://t.co/a0i5eHEfvG
- Right, so my planned Christmas with family outside in a park, socially distanced for an hour was cancelled because we correctly followed the rules Obviously doesn’t apply to this arsehole. I really mentally suffered from not seeing family. Beyond furious https://t.co/zLkR6mCw3O
- Nothing quite as exciting as trying to get the one-time password into the input before the 30 sec timer is up.
- RT @OliDugmore: Priti Patel deconstructed with three facts https://t.co/qsjwGOsokE
- Installing Windows 11 on ARM on an M1 (ARM) Mac and that’s a lot of ARMs. Feels suspiciously like we might be able to do proper cross platform stuff in the near future.
- Cool story bro. https://t.co/5UeMsfvIeZ
- Triple jabbed 💯🎉
- Setting up a new computer from scratch over the weekend to prepare for work this week and it’s basically medieval incantations isn’t it? Mostly been in the terminal adding little syntax offerings to the Unix gods.
- Snowflake. https://t.co/BCbOAuDOPB
- With all the talk of HS2 it reminded me that I grew up in a town that became a semi-ghost town due to HS1 route going right thorough it & 100s of homes/shops were empty for years. Then they changed the route. Although that area had some pretty epic zombie vibes to it.
- RT @dogwonder: Added a feature no-one asked for to my Phonebox Photo thing A map! https://t.co/tuKRlsSGIP
- Wait what, Tories letting down people that are not millionaires or millionaire mates. Shocked I tell you, Shocked. #northernpowerhouse
- Added a feature no-one asked for to my Phonebox Photo thing A map! https://t.co/tuKRlsSGIP
- RT @alexandreafonso: This is extraordinary. https://t.co/VQDGD4NZvo
- RT @SkyNews: MPs Jess Phillips, Caroline Nokes, Dr Rosena Allin-Khan and Fay Jones sat down with Sky's political editor @BethRigby to discu…
- Nearly forgot! It’s my 22 year workiversary. 22 years since I became a ‘Web Development & Marketing Assistant’ in 1999 and started using somethings called ‘E-Mail’ and ‘HTML’ (on the same day). I was also an hour late.
- Omg, I thought this was something weird with my computer. It’s been a nightmare https://t.co/yHinDniRBo
- I just….. Next up - Superman fighting Nic O’Teen is violent suppression of individual choice. Free Nic. https://t.co/vjfvGg80Sa
- Somehow between them Apple and UPS managed to take 20 human days to ‘lose’ my computer on its way to my house, investigate the ‘loss’, confirm its non-existence and then re-issue the machine to start back to day 0. All the while having a rather substantial amount of my 💵😕
- So this is kinda terrifying, a website I built for a bike shop (not even their main one, but a booking service) and probs has a couple of 100 visits a month received nearly 38k brute force hack attempts last month! https://t.co/Tg69MlOl5s
- But that nine will form the basis of a gritty 3 part drama coming to ITV soon. https://t.co/2ivux2807f
- RT @iceland: Some said an open-world experience this immersive wasn’t possible. But it’s already here. And you don’t even need silly VR hea…
- Can we get a crowdfunder together to hire a Tory MP to lobby against Tory MPs taking second jobs. And they would do it.
- RT @crisortunity: OK Twitter so this took me four FOI requests and quite a lot of frustration over the course of a year so please appreciat…
- So you’re saying subject matter experts and customer-level, engaged people are better than a team of expensive consultants wielding PowerPoint decks? Crazy talk. https://t.co/8bkPgK5zgp
- Chef’s kiss emoji dot com. https://t.co/loY0pxE7cM
- RT @REWearmouth: Tory MP loses her job over abstaining on the Owen Paterson vote.