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- Isn’t this the prologue to most zombie movies? https://t.co/JBV6PeAdCA
- RT @lewis_goodall: Important new data from the Home Office shows -The biggest group of people crossing the Channel in the early part of 20…
- One of the greatest sentences in the English language: ‘This week I’ll be needing to carb load’
- What the Furby?! Someone made a Furby organ and it’s er…sort of hellish wonderful via @HackSpaceMag https://t.co/SxlsF6mT3Z
- RT @EvieBreese: Imagine being the cleaner having to scrub red wine off the walls inside No10 while banned from visiting your own family at…
- So the very people that actually kept this country running, people like cleaners & security guards were shown a lack of respect by the people that should have been running this country but got drunk instead. https://t.co/GcsZXcnS3x
- RT @PickardJE: this is grim in the Sue Gray report: "I found that some staff had witnessed or been subjected to behaviours at work which…
- RT @BBCBreaking: Downing Street insiders tell BBC Panorama about lockdown parties and bins overflowing with bottles https://t.co/vybKci0gjy
- This is just the first batch of photos isn’t it….wait for the defence to be formulated, front pages printed defending him, them, deflect etc. Then the next batch drops.
- The MET police….ignoring evidence. SHOCKED.
- The new Aliens reboot looks shit. https://t.co/c1h5AiJGDN
- But I thought it was the fault of those pencil necked desk jockeys at the Bank of England? https://t.co/HCoKokGzuL
- When I started this project I didn’t quite expect that a phonebox would be repurposed into a defibrillator but here we are: https://t.co/zzXY0lJtip
- We’re at the Alan Partridge Monkey Tennis stage of government aren’t we?
- RT @BBCRosAtkins: 1/45 (yes, 45…). Last week, I gave a speech at the Society of Editors. There's been some interest in it so, if you'll ind…
- 2012 2022 🤝 Olympics Eurovision
- Can we divest #Eurovision night from Elon somehow. It’s too precious.
- U.K. UK! #Eurovision2022
- Patron Saint Twin! #Eurovision
- le Royaume-Uni de Grande-Bretagne et d'Irlande du Nord!!!!!!
- RT @Joanna__Hardy: Bank Holiday if we win, amirite lads?
- WHATS HAPPENING #Eurovision
- Liverpool are going to win this on penalties aren’t they #Eurovision
- What’s happening? Thanks Twitter textarea #Eurovision
- MFW i see all my friends at a house party on the Saturday after calling in sick on the Friday. https://t.co/WE1hGuKYG7
- Maybe Mr. Johnson doesn’t want my massive corporation tax bill this year then? Or the 4 quarters of VAT? Personal tax? Directors tax? National insurance? All accrued WFH. https://t.co/jWS2058Ffx
- Cycled to the seaside. It was nice. https://t.co/lhBn57CYAL
- RT @BootstrapCook: All the white wingers saying cooking on a budget is easy, let’s see it. I want your shopping list & 7 day meal plans, to…
- Yesssssssss. https://t.co/xyFKwkSSlb
- Er. Blimey: https://t.co/F2Za1FRumH As per, pinch of salt and all that, but blimey.
- RT @law_and_policy: This is not a proposal for “a Bill of Rights” – this is semi-waffle in support of vanity legislation Today's law and p…
- Man stands in front of solid gold wall next to a diamond crown on a cushion to declare they will abolish human rights act. It as as it always has been.
- If Keir does offer resignation I think the right decision. He’s stood on integrity. I don’t believe he has broken the rules, but right to get ahead of this and stand for what he believes in.
- RT @littmath: The numbers from 0-100 in alphabetical order: 8, 18, 80, 88, 85, 84, 89, 81, 87, 86, 83, 82, 11, 15, 50, 58, 55, 54, 59, 51,…
- RT @Microlambert: I've crunched the numbers on #Hackney council elections and candidates' stance on LTNs. 82% of votes went to parties supp…
- RT @AdamWagner1: The idea that the police could criminally sanction the leader of the opposition for meeting, for an hour, with a local MP…
- Every so often I check if any of the (older) websites I have built are still online. This one still is, 21 years and counting https://t.co/RVs26EvJFi
- So after all the LTN bashing in Hackney, Labour has returned 50! Councillors down 2 on last election with those 2 seats going Green. A huge huge mandate to carry on as an awesome green, progressive council. Proud to live here.
- Wooohooo! https://t.co/IP8q9pwYZ2
- Keep Margaret Calvert’s name out of your f***ing mouth. https://t.co/58Bnyqp9if
- RT @healthandthings: Sign at a Camden polling station this morning. https://t.co/Pv3D1DvQZR
- RT @jamesbridle: Finally, I built a series of working solar panels, which are each engraved with radiolaria: microscopic sea creatures whic…
- RT @mikebutcher: One of the really STUPID things about Elon Musk's idea about getting rid of *ALL* bots on Twitter, is that a) Twitter *lit…
- RT @emilylhauser: If your internal organs are open to legislation you are, manifestly, not free.
- RT @jaffathecake: Meanwhile in Britain, the Daily Mail have published a photo of Kier Starmer eating a curry during lockdown. The uncroppe…
- RT @Samfr: @cjayanetti @Telegraph Two of them trying to keep the soul of the one writing it from leaving his body.
- Just seen a bus go by with that wraparound Calvin Cline ad with Willem Defoe Zoolandering out of a pack of young people in double denim. It’s quite a sight.
- Thanks to @jamesrbuk I now know this is a legit thing https://t.co/g5fECKtE6o
- Here’s one for all the Tory MPs out there. https://t.co/Pyjzg9mkmI
- Finding it increasingly fascinating about the concept of ‘the mob’, algorithms & the nature of viral ensure a certain pooling and collective direction however it’s often pitched as a far more solid and organised object that it often is. Digital is way more amorphous and chaotic
- RT @bchesky: Companies will be at a significant disadvantage if they limit their talent pool to a commuting radius around their offices. Th…
- RT @agbailey1: We're starting a new volunteer programme. Sign up to join the @ONEintheUK Community Leaders network for 2022 - campaigning t…
- RT @jburnmurdoch: This was by far the most striking finding: Hundreds of Britons are now using crowdfunding websites like GoFundMe to pay…
- I nearly forgot! Happy Ed Balls day to all those that mark this great occasion. https://t.co/dbxvPS3VNz
- RT @emilybell: I love that @Gawker has published a great piece about a @jasonintrator tweet…. I hope Elon knows what he’s buying…
- So apparently I have a Tumblr account. Last post…..October 2008…… 🫥 no memory of posting any of this.
- The governments ideas to help with the cost of living crisis: * Decrease safety on the roads (MOT every 2yrs) * Decrease safety in nurseries (staff/child ratios) * Decrease safety in fuel independence (dump net zero) All to avoid taxing oil companies and going after covid fraud
- RT @longwall26: Well, we had a terrible run
- What are we going to call this cursed hellsite now?
- Wrong time for @Specsavers to send me a reminder to get an eye test. I’ll be going to a company that doesn’t sponsor vile misogyny.
- Absolute class from Angela Rayner in the face of terrible sexist journalism. https://t.co/m7elFF1T1H
- To think an actual human being puked out that article.
- RT @lazerwalker: .@apple is removing a few of my old games b/c they have “not been updated in a significant amount of time” Games can exi…
- Late-stage Conservatism https://t.co/8tambj5nXM
- Schrödinger's FPN
- Saw the strangest think in the sky just now. Not a cloud in the sky but this thing moves slowly across our view, with what looks like a cloud in front of it. Odd. https://t.co/wWjIvK0s4o
- Buckingham Palace: Your majesty, we were thinking of a photo of you at your desk with some family photos behind you. Queen: Nope, I want it goth as fuck, get the ponies and the cape.. https://t.co/MOGPHRtoBj
- RT @Eduardo__Uribe: Micro @eleven_ty tip: We can output a .json file using the "permalink" key. In our front matter, we set the "permalin…
- Dominic Cummings seems to have gone *very* quiet
- RT @LBC: 'What a joke.' Sir Keir Starmer reacts to Boris Johnson's 'latest mealy-mouthed apology'. https://t.co/fy80DNYdcs
- Capping a week off work in which I spent most of it Ill with a little trip over the handlebars on my first cycle out for a week. Only a bit of hurt pride and some road rash though.
- RT @AngelaRayner: There’s still time. But you need to act now. Don’t lose your voice. Sign up here to register to vote before 🕛 tonight…
- RT @PippaCrerar: Three quarters of those who apply for asylum here are granted refugee status, according to House of Commons library*, sugg…
- So the Mail are pro crime now? Didn’t see that one coming.
- RT @Samfr: Nothing makes me angrier about this whole circus than Tories using Ukraine as a shield to protect them from the consequences of…
- RT @WordPress: WordPress 6.0 Beta 1 https://t.co/tHpWFBNZOp
- RT @wp_acf: Building custom WordPress blocks takes React, JavaScript knowledge, and a lot of effort. Or a bit of PHP and ACF PRO. https://t…
- Not sure the ‘it was only a ten minute party’ line is going to wash. Pretty sure there are many hundreds of thousands of relatives would have given anything for ‘just’ ten minutes with a dying loved one. Pathetic.
- RT @hashim_warren: Code will make you feel like a genius and a dummy in the span of 15 minutes
- Thought I would briefly check my email this morning and saw 9 notifications about vulnerable plugins on all my hosted websites. Actually surprisingly easy to sort. Although I broke two websites. I’ll take that (repaired now).
- Absolutely this. My wife couldn’t work for several months after a work related injury and she couldn’t claim anything because I was earning 18k a year (we had only been living together for 6 months). Our rent was 9k a year. https://t.co/zF6jR1mE6Q
- Wait, did Sunak pay US tax on his UK taxpayer funded wage whist he was Chancellor?
- RT @CBSNews: BREAKING: The Senate has confirmed Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson to the Supreme Court, cementing her place in history as the fir…
- Good luck Elon. England Twitter is about to go into meltdown. And it pains me to say it…but Roast. If it had to be one of those. God help me. https://t.co/bfs3JCpens
- 22kgs of shelving towed on the bike. Was actually better with the load than without, although a little bit more drag.
- Politics and press is kind of fascinating, an article published months ago suddenly becomes somewhat pertinent: https://t.co/DhTy94kxwG ‘Events, dear boy, events’
- Got to love the desperation of ‘move on from that story’ the morning after it because wider public knowledge.
- Me: About to pay thousands of pounds to HMRC on my 6 taxes (Corporation tax, VAT, Directors Tax, Income Tax, National Insurance, Council Tax) Car drivers: WHY DON’T YOU PAY £155 IN ROAD TAX TOWARDS ROAD REPAIRS Me: 😑
- RT @Annaisaac: Excl: Rishi Sunak’s millionaire wife ‘avoided tax through non-dom status’ The Treasury declined to comment. A spokesperso…
- RT @paulmasonnews: Labour, plus the Scottish and Welsh govts, could kill Channel 4 privatisation stone dead ... here's how.... 👇🏽 https://t…
- RT @WebDevLaw: This is Number 10 advising Russian citizens to use VPNs, which of course is an endorsement for anonymity and privacy and sec…
- ‘Channel 4 sale hopes to raise 1bn pounds’’ That’s 25% of the fraudulently claimed Covid support funds (£4.3bn) written off by this government. Or 12% of the written off PPE procurement payments. Jokers, the lot of them.
- RT @alexandrakuri: please sign this petition to stop the privatisation of channel 4 ❤️ https://t.co/rNngpbVgKY
- New set of Phone Boxes on my photo project site. 12 new photos, a mix of old & older. Quite a mix this batch; public art, Eel Men (no idea), police-call post, a broken door and the usual classic ‘empty beer bottle perched on the phone’. Oh and Stevenage. https://t.co/3A1ofKHymU
- RT @paulkrugman: This is seriously a big deal. The decline of unions has been central to a lot of what has gone wrong in America this past…
- RT @hackneygazette: A Hackney rapper is calling on the music community to donate unused samples, beats and instrumentals for young local ar…
- Weird call from @three trying to sign me up to a contract, even though I’ve been on sim only for years. Then was like ‘maybe you want a second phone’? Polite enough person on the call, don’t blame them, not sure why Three would want to do that to existing (happy) customers https://t.co/YmzA3Y9NTH
- RT @politic_animal: Six months ago, I set out to find out how far I could get in 24 hours by bus from London #bus24. Today - the obvious se…
- oh great, my API powered microsite fell over for 2 weeks because of an empty record. Yay future.