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- Road work lights are down near us. Just watched the junction for 30 minutes. Not a single car stopped to allow a pedestrian to cross including people with prams.
- Went swimming in the sea off the Suffolk coast and was joined by a seal. Was very cute but I decided to vacate that part to leave it in peace.
- RT @UKLabour: Britain in the words of those running to be the next Tory leader. https://t.co/N7seYcHPV4
- RT @IanDunt: It was as if the years beforehand had never happened and as soon as she did something they didn't like, the past had to be rew…
- RT @metecoban92: BIG news from Hackney … We’ve just found out we won the LGC’s National Award for our response to climate change. The awa…
- RT @JimMFelton: This is a weird one. A team of psychologists looked into the Mandela Effect and found that it's sort of real, and, uh, incr…
- May 2023 election then? *Rocky IV training montage*
- We cannot end global poverty without protecting everyone from future pandemics. Do you agree or not? Share your thoughts. https://t.co/w8jloCUuDq
- So it’s alternate reality Thatcher or a Billionaire as Prime Minister then.
- Truss right now: https://t.co/0AUrupkCKc
- RT @carltonreid: Sadiq Khan made vital points about climate change on @Channel4News last night but bizarrely he’s ploughing on with ludicro…
- RT @cities_clean: 📢@TfL is consulting on proposals to expand the #ULEZ London-wide - this is a chance to clean up the city's dirty air once…
- Climate deniers: ‘Doesn’t happen in France!’ Checks French news…it’s happening in France.
- First Dunwich Dynamo since the before times. Was a lovely and sometimes painful 190km. Good times. https://t.co/SDojJyAPwr
- Every election Tories be like, careful how you vote you’ll get Sturgeon! They’ve done that like 4 times now, and each time they’ve ended up spinning the wheel 2 years later to pick a new swivel eyed loon leader that promises to put crisps on the moon and reduce taxes for swans.
- When is CSS Houdini coming to other browsers 😢 I want to play more with this. Shipping in Chrome 65 but Firefox and Safari dragging.
- Weirdly I was in pretty much the hottest part of the country when we hit 38.1°C in 2003 (second hottest recorded ever in UK) and it was hell. I nearly passed out. https://t.co/f1NPEVWW5r
- RT @joelanman: https://t.co/alZd4PRtSm is looking for Deputy Director of Content https://t.co/sPs1tESne3
- RT @NASAWebb: 👀 Sneak a peek at the deepest & sharpest infrared image of the early universe ever taken — all in a day’s work for the Webb t…
- RT @JElgott: Here it is, the moment you’ve all been waiting for…. Footage of the Fake IPL, which somehow conned people in Russia into bett…
- Urgh. RT Zac Goldsmith. But sometimes a stopped clock is right once every few Parliaments
- RT @CSkidmoreUK: I’ve written in tomorrow’s @Telegraph jointly with @ZacGoldsmith on why rowing back on net zero and the environment would…
- If Keir Starmer doesn’t post a selfie of himself enjoying a beer and curry tonight then nothing is sacred anymore.
- Well looks like that super-injunction was a waste of time.
- Amazing, he’s still doing it, sending out people to defend his behaviour only to reverse ferret 8 seconds later. https://t.co/uSvU2lk768
- Galaxy brain; Active Travel England gets more time to settle in.
- Boris is dead. Long live interim Boris.
- ahahahahaha NEW CABINET
- Nice the Queen got another one added to the list.
- RT @Derek_duPreez: Today on Twitter has been even better than when we had those wild winds and were all hooked on that guy watching planes…
- I’ve heard so many Tories today say how much this country has given their parents when they came to live in the U.K. without even a glimmer of how weird that sounds when what they themselves have done so much to deny people like their parents to do the same.
- That’s it. I’m resigning. https://t.co/gAF6P9pOo0
- RT @SatbirLSingh: Don’t worry they’re going to bring in agency ministers.
- Twitter Constitutional crisis 🤝
- Get on TikTok now Gove. Now.
- Not Govey. https://t.co/cWofxnPEBx
- But the emails. No wait. Wrong timeline.
- When do we invoke the Hogwarts doctrine? It’s is before or after the Waxing Gibbous Moon rising?
- RT @jaspar: lmao they have a resignation ticker https://t.co/XisCrdPR5m
- If only all of this was somehow predicable. Alas we had no warnings.
- RT @Pandamoanimum: Apparently it’s 7 years today since I discovered that adding googly eyes to the tap on a wine box makes it look like Sha…
- Newspapers: If only he cut VAT on fuel duties earlier we wouldn’t be in this mess! 😐
- Yup. The 2016 spin up. https://t.co/izzfSwaxph https://t.co/DhBDd3GmMR
- Given the government will probably only last a few more days there is barely enough time for the new health secretary to get two re-organisations of the NHS in.
- Come on Durham. Either way. Call it. Just for the lolz.
- Hearing one of the paintings on the stairs has been made Chancellor of the Exchequer.
- RT @TobyonTV: ‘I forgot I was told about the shark’ https://t.co/Gw6q3Tcc5S
- RT @TorstenBell: People often don't get quite how bad the UK's relative performance has been since the mid-2000s... We think of ourselves a…
- RT @BeckyRLH: Something to think about https://t.co/xZ5sEsm4pJ
- The lying and denial is just so ingrained. No we won’t be withdrawing the whip. *Withdraws the whip* No Boris wasn’t aware of the allegations. *Boris was aware of the allegations* It’s all so predictable and draining. https://t.co/m5ZkFWPKc7
- Back to office (hybrid) and my keys are now back to 100% of pre-Covid levels.
- People are mentioning Hairdresser and I am not sure I want to find out why.
- This is great. Love the rhetoric. But then they are pushing ahead with the Silverlink tunnel. https://t.co/T1IwNz4b2V
- RT @amyeee: Great to learn, chat and see people IRL these past 2 days at #agilecam. A couple of things I wanted to share about the worksho…
- RT @ronanburtenshaw: NEW: Opinium poll shows how @RMTunion has turned the tide of public opinion in favour of the rail strike Support - 45…
- Just tuned in and they are still playing it. Awesome. https://t.co/pupjFETSzp
- RT @Rich_Harris: TIL Prettier is considering making tabs the default in 3.0. This is huge — it would make an entire set of programming lang…
- So if I’ve got the timings right, one of the last acts by the Metropolitan police of London before they were put under special measures was to arrest a peaceful protestor. Staying classy till the end. https://t.co/8JUke5GR8A
- Good article on the ‘WordPress middle class’. Although I would state that I chose not to learn react, because, well *waves hands* & felt that HTML, CSS, ACF blocks >> acf_register_block() & PHP is a solid, efficient & performant way to build websites https://t.co/10TMy2Z5KI
- RT @TheRealNooshu: For anyone wishing to follow https://t.co/CcU3PLPTpj Design System news, you will be happy to know they now have their o…
- Very excellent piece on Trans athletes. https://t.co/8jHNo6rFpu
- Durham police have gone quiet. Feels like a slightly slow news day, so get a shift on plod.
- I am sure someone else has said this, but DALL·E 2 is essentially digital Francis Bacon
- RT @fklux: A lot of developers are confused by the block gap or block spacing feature that is part of Full-Site Editing. Let's have a look…
- Weird, I wonder what happened in 2010? https://t.co/4aYmNay9Mc
- RT @amyeee: I've been practising Permaculture (in the garden, in my life) ever since I did my PDC* in early 2021. Next week I'm doing a tal…
- Got the GitHub Copilot pay now notice. Reader, I paid now.
- RT @lisanandy: All day Tory Ministers have been touring TV studios attacking the rail workers they called “true heroes” during the pandemic…
- RT @jonoalderson: So tired of "is x a ranking factor?". It's been such a long time since SEO was even remotely tactical. Folks need to stop…
- RT @sarahoconnor_: Really not a fan of all this morally loaded "workers must show pay restraint" rhetoric. It's entirely rational for peopl…
- Really seems like the last 12 years of Labour government has been extra shit. Thankfully Tory MPs are letting us know the state of this country today, the patriots that they are.
- RT @BBCRosAtkins: The rail strike explained in 6 mins including the perspectives of the RMT union, the rail companies, the government and t…
- Solstice Qi Gong. Why not.
- RT @jimwaterson: Streisand Effect latest. https://t.co/3BfA91swTU
- RT @NewYorker: Before Boris Johnson, the U.K. was rarely cast as a rogue nation breaching its international obligations. Now it is the norm…
- RT @NAACP_LDF: .@TMI_LDF’s National Police Funding Database, developed by @DurableDigital, has been awarded the 2022 Umbraco Award for “Bes…
- Nice, this was a site I worked on recently (developed the frontend) and it won an award! LDF’s National Police Funding Database won ‘Best designed site’ at the Umbraco awards. https://t.co/XDFxDo8DBQ
- Woh. Although Internet Explorer 5 for the Mac was a stone cold classic (first browser on any platform to correctly and fully implement HTML 4 and CSS-1 Web standards). Went a bit downhill from there. https://t.co/dE6o5hqHfx
- Cyclist tried to take moral high ground whilst jumping red light because I did not stick to the exact crossing. Have to admit I am not actually sure about the rules for diagonal crossing at a cross roads. Although pretty sure even if wrong doesn’t cancel out a light jump.
- Spicy noodles for lunch might have been a mistake 🥵
- RT @bmay: Quentin Letts is an absolute masterclass in the tired but all too common genre of lazy right wing armchair commentary. That cla…
- Lord Geidt to advise England on how not to lose 4-0 against Hungary.
- RT @larsz: A peaceful, diplomatic solution to half a century of friendly territorial conflict. https://t.co/Mp8LcbduSo
- If the first defence of a new law is that it’s definitely not illegal, then one assumes it’s a shitshow.
- Come on lads, make your mind up. https://t.co/dSa1O5k8DC
- Blimey. Even the foot soldiers are deserting. https://t.co/OzsVLIfUCE
- Day 5 of the festivities. Hardcore.
- Dominic Cummings, cackling whilst hovering over the send tweet button.
- heh, what if Boris just refuses to resign if he loses? I am guessing there isn’t a legal requirement for him to do so.
- Well that’s a rather neat juxtaposition of tweets. https://t.co/oSHRpUjxL9
- Got a photo of ‘nat has herpes’ on a phonebox. Which feels a little like the pokemon gold card version of whatever the hell I am doing. https://t.co/gzPJJQQ6CO
- Finger nail on right hand detached yesterday 40 ish years after one on the left hand did. Balance I guess.
- Jubilee phonebox as part of the latest batch. https://t.co/3A1ofKHymU
- RT @smashingmag: Just a friendly reminder that Microsoft will officially end support for the Internet Explorer desktop application on June…
- RT @JayMitchinson: Look carefully. Really carefully. What do you see? https://t.co/dfvKAXtKZF
- Local club after too many glassings moved to plastic. But the locals still managed to injure each other so ended up serving drinks in paper cups. https://t.co/M7MXMR7EtY
- Tempted to start a rumour that Boris only wants to bring in imperial measurements so he can reduce the speed limits everywhere. So motorways will now be 43mph and most streets 18kph.
- Cycling on a motorway (legally) was way more fun than I expected.