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- Pretty sure he looks a little like the alien from Alien Covenant. The baby alien. Not the Hans Giger alien. https://t.co/7OiPxXnYvn
- RT @jonlis1: Please today spare a thought for all the people bullied at school or in the workplace who have yet again watched a bully smirk…
- RT @hackneycouncil: 🌿 The introduction of low traffic neighbourhoods in Hackney has not caused a rise in traffic levels at nearby monitorin…
- Big sur upgrade done. Localhost was fine. Just needed to take a copy of http.conf and http-vhosts.conf and overwrite the new one and was all fine. Node/gulp/etc seems fine.
- Correct, bullying has no place in the workplace. https://t.co/naC4WRtlQ6
- RT @Sifill_LDF: This is the President’s attorney saying that if you remove the concentration of Black people from the electorate, we would…
- Facebook and Twitter, yes we may have destroyed objective reality. Buuuut, what if we added a button that allowed you to add text on top of a series of 19.5:9 aspect ratio image/videos? Yeah?
- I fleeted
- Fleets suddenly appeared. What do I do? This feels snapchatty and beneath my age bracket.
- ‘the lawyers lashed out against the journalists, accusing them of “making light” of their false claims’ [Chef’s kiss]
- A British Space Command, the film version written by Armando Iannucci is going to be EPIC.
- Can’t believe it’s Fairytale of New York Culture War Day already, seems to come round earlier and earlier each year.
- What a role: Interaction Design Director at Lego. https://t.co/ZwXiem626e
- It is rather neat that the new ARM based M1 chip from Apple, was founded as Advanced RISC Machines Ltd, between Acorn Computers and Apple themselves in 1990. A 30 year project. Also the Acorn Archimedes was the bomb.
- There may be nuance and other points of contention, but the fact No. 10 is even mentioning stuff like a Green Industrial Revolution, and that cycling is even part of the discourse. I’ll take that. https://t.co/synh7Xrs0X
- @jonburkeUK Seems the signup is only for City Government people. No idea if they have any data for London, but looks pretty good. https://t.co/fKeSu8uqLG
- RT @pedalmeapp: Snappy pickups today with so many of us about. Holla us if we can help with any of your journeys or deliveries today! Q…
- wtf. are. fleets & are the nazis still here?
- Let us all thank Toby Young for the lols. It’s like a community gathering to take the piss out of a deserving idiot. He bonds us.
- I have no idea what’s happening in court with Giuliani. But I gather nor does he.
- One of the weirdest anti-LTN tropes I’ve seen is the increase of traffic on main roads. I live on the 12th floor of a tower block overlooking a really rather major main road and have never seen it so consistently quiet in 10 years. Covid sure but strange they push the narrative.
- Just went for a walk around the area. Super weird. Like coming home at 4am. Most stuff shut, roads really quiet. Lots of dark windows.
- 2020. Ryan Reynolds is on the cusp of owning Wrexham FC.
- Every so often you see a news story about the Grenfell enquiry and each time, profit over lives is the overarching theme. https://t.co/90ngszeQWv
- With all these viable vaccines coming through will we get a menu at the vaccine hut? I’ll take a Moderna with an Oxford chaser please.
- Every time I see a solar panel deploy from a spaceship in a science fiction movie, I think oh no.
- So Boris appears to be the only person that actually got a notification from the app. 2020.
- RT @jonburkeUK: 🚫 Why are Low Traffic Neighbourhoods needed in London? 🚫 What is the cause of congestion in the capital? 🚫 What other pol…
- This surely can’t be real can it? When deaths per day of a new disease with no cure has routinely taken hundreds of peoples lives every day. He has achieved nothing in government but hurt so many people. The present is already unkind. History will be brutal on this person. https://t.co/rEsXROQ4be
- Had a walk down to see the Maggi Hambling / Mary Wollstonecraft sculpture today. We were not the only ones…. https://t.co/9eO2FiZ5Bw
- Since last Saturday: 1. Biden wins 2. Vaccine promising news 3. Cummings resigns It’s all coming up Milhouse.
- For some unrelated reason, suddenly remembered the film Se7en. https://t.co/6VbM4zzPeB
- Starting to explore block patterns in WordPress, and omg. This is pretty game changing. Also not a line of react, all PHP and whatever we are calling the new <!-- / —> syntax, WordpressHTML/WordPML / WML?
- Just had to do a test for the first time in about 10 years and all the old test anxiety came back. I was always more of a course work type of person.
- RT @SadiqKhan: After extensive consultation with hundreds of Black Londoners and community groups, and listening to the changes they want t…
- 1,2 Anti-trust lobbies coming for you 3,4 Better shred your docs https://t.co/v58rIrlhHR
- Dominic Cummings resigns to spend more time with his castles.
- Yet people that do a swear get kicked off for a few weeks. Beheading. Nah, s’fine. https://t.co/em3MobrfCi
- Omg. Scotland! They did it.
- I bet there re still probably some Trump voters that think this is possible. https://t.co/iJPlOyXNnI
- Has Dominic Cummings resigned yet or does he need to go for a little drive first?
- RT @NickLutsko: This is definitely Trump https://t.co/EuO1CrjK51
- No you bought another unnecessary domain name.
- This appears to be a predictable mess: https://t.co/qHBTa4IQg9 Hopefully not. But I just can’t see Serco/Deloitte/Tory spouse’s company not messing this up.
- We’ll always have Four Seasons Total Landscaping and Patty Labelle’s nephew’s sock puppet account.
- Nice to see this. Trump needs 100% of the remaining votes left to count in Pennsylvania to win. https://t.co/NuthxFzikp
- RT @IrisVanRooij: Twitter story line: 1. White guy posts a tweet saying he is a black gay guy 2. He's accused of sock puppeting 3. He de…
- RT @williamlegate: Turns out "Dan Purdy" is run by famous singer Patti LaBelle's son William Holte… https://t.co/NdTEEHN9sJ
- Why is it too easy to imagine the stock market being okay with a coup d’etat by a fascist American government.
- Apple: Launching apps are nearly instantaneous. Adobe: woah there, not on our watch….
- What’s the odds this didn’t actually happen and he just @‘d him on twitter https://t.co/hZq9V9TxSN
- RT @jonburkeUK: If you've recently had a bike stolen in East London, it may be amongst these. Please contact @CityPolice - who have done so…
- RT @AlexWattsEsq: Absolutely loath as I am to retweet Guido, I've checked this against The PM's own Twitter account and it appears to be co…
- RT @Ed_Miliband: Today we're launching Labour's Green Economic Recovery. We're calling on the Government to bring forward £30 billion in ca…
- With the announcement of the promising vaccine trial results I keep thinking about the film pandemic. And now fully expect to be stood in my living room next September in my prom dress waiting for the post.
- RT @hankchizljaw: 🚨📣 I’ve got two important announcements 👇 First up: Piccalilli now has a Membership system 🎉 You can now support me and…
- Isn’t he having regular press conferences at 5pm? https://t.co/SJAy6JvW9F
- Good rundown of Tailwind (Utility classes) and BEM two of the more prevalent methodologies in CSS right now. I agree with the conclusion of this article, that a mixture of both (BEM with utility enhancemnt) is good way forward. https://t.co/osvENaIjIZ
- I’m in bits.
- RT @GaryLineker: Great news. Well played @MarcusRashford who’s scored again. Credit too to @BorisJohnson for listening and acting. https://…
- Didn’t like at all what happened in 2001 with the Iraq war and Blair’s decision. But closest I can remember from what I am seeing on tv right now was 1997 Labour win. It felt like a breath of fresh air after such darkness. I dream of similar for the U.K. again.
- RT @lisanandy: Casting doubt on the democratic process in the USA is wrong, dangerous and exactly the politics we need to leave behind. Not…
- Oh. Look at antifa... *checks notes* dancing to music.
- Dominic Cummins driving up to Durham twice as fast right now.
- RT @evanmcmurry: Hundreds of people are singing "Sweet Caroline" in Black Lives Matter Plaza right now. https://t.co/TG7TxosgwY
- Me preparing to like incoming tweets on my TL. https://t.co/YkBVi5ArEN
- Fired up the Boss
- Britain is now truly holding the beer alone.
- Bought this on election night. Cracking it open now. https://t.co/ggy1UTrYgf
- MRW... https://t.co/GXzJePhjFS
- Brilliant, passionate, true words from @VanJones68
- Drink it in.
- Wooooohoooooo.
- Can we maybe ask the Supreme Court to discard the Apple screen time report for this week?
- The patience of that CNN numberwang guy. Having to continuously explain how numbers work.
- Someone needs to start playing the Oscars music.
- Well, I would say this - I've been working here for 18 years. In 1975, no one died. In 1976, no one died. In 1977, no one died. In 1978, no one died. In 1979, no one died. In 1980, someone died. In 1981, no one died. In 1982, there was the incident with a pigeon.
- CNN’s coverage is ballsy and I like it.
- Tweet. Of. The. Century. https://t.co/Dz8ZyIkQ26
- In an actual court of law: ‘When pressed for evidence of that claim, the Trump campaign could not produce any.’
- Heading off to bed soon, hoping maths and objective reality make it through the night.
- I appear to be still awake. I think I had some sleep at some point, then there was some work, I think. I didn’t operate heavy machinery however I did operate large websites and DNS.
- I miss Lord Bucket Head, giant Elmo and Screaming Lord Such.
- March 2020 went on forever. And now November 3rd went on forever.
- RT @rihanna: Count 👏🏿 Every 👏🏿 Vote 👏🏿 We’ll 👏🏿 Wait .
- RT @marshallexi: Best protest sign I’ve seen EVER https://t.co/9Rb0f6tEwq
- RT @syvzwvn: RT for extreme luck https://t.co/0U3aaOx9ZH
- RT @drivingmemadi: “hey, are you doing okay?” YES⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀YES⠀ YESYES YESYES⠀ ⠀ YES⠀ YES⠀ YES YES YES⠀ ⠀YES⠀ YES⠀ ⠀YES YES⠀ YES⠀YES⠀ …
- All those people queuing up to vote in random buildings with lots of little curtained booths. I mean, seems strange right, why the curtains? Somethings going on surely?
- Pollsters be like, woh, it’s not actually our job to predict stuff you know, this stuff is *hard*.
- Never use namesco. Bought down a client site I am working on (a charity). Support just struggled with a ‘should sort itself out in 48 hours’ nothing more. Awful.
- Katty Kay carrying this coverage. Andrew Neil phoning it in right now.
- Quick reminder to myself that every election I have stayed up for since 2012 (Obama) has not gone well (for my leaning) 2015, 2016 (x2), 2017, 2019. Er. 6th time lucky?
- RT @tomskitomski: Useful data for UK web usage (thread) https://t.co/PE3vE626Ec
- Had a particularly spicy DNS issue to deal with for a couple of hours. I log back on to this place and the Magna Carta is tending. Wtaf.
- RT @Malarkey: ♠ Last weekend, I and a small team of developers donated our time to make https://t.co/DCBrRyfeNN I just heard that one of m…
- Is Farage about to create a political party just for Tory MPs and wing-nut journalists? Not sure if that’s a broad enough base tbt.
- I worked in publishing from 1999 - 2008 and was always surprised they didn’t try something like this, but rather just allowed amazon to roll straight through the industry and each tried to roll their own solution/platform. Good to see this now though. https://t.co/RVqd1mcWaT
- only 3 more sleeps till Dominic Cummings is hoofing it up the A1.
- Does the crystal ball have a basic understanding of cause and effect? https://t.co/iyTwsgn9Bv